{"id":56742,"date":"2019-09-27T04:04:19","date_gmt":"2019-09-27T02:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/charlie-liveshow.com\/charlie-tantra\/?p=56742"},"modified":"2019-09-27T04:04:20","modified_gmt":"2019-09-27T02:04:20","slug":"comment-jai-perdu-mon-plan-cul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/charlie-liveshow.com\/charlie-tantra\/comment-jai-perdu-mon-plan-cul\/","title":{"rendered":"Ou commment j&rsquo;ai perdu mon plan cul, de Catherine Verlaguet &#8211; PNE 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ou comment j&rsquo;ai perdu mon plan cul, de Catherine Verlaguet, est la nouvelle lecture \u00e9rotique de la semaine, histoire de f\u00eater dignement la prochaine \u00e9dition du PNE !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors non, PNE ne veut pas dire Petit Nouveau Erotomane, ni m\u00eame Poss\u00e8de Nous Edmond, c&rsquo;est simplement l&rsquo;acronyme du Prix de la Nouvelle Erotique !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les habitu\u00e9s des lectures \u00e9rotiques de Charlie connaissent d\u00e9j\u00e0 le principe, mais je vous le r\u00e9sume en quelques mots. Cr\u00e9\u00e9 par Les Avocats du Diable, le Prix de la Nouvelle Erotique est un v\u00e9ritable challenge d&rsquo;\u00e9criture ! Les auteurs inscrits ont une nuit pour \u00e9crire une nouvelle \u00e9rotique, avec un th\u00e8me impos\u00e9, ainsi qu&rsquo;un mot final !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Depuis d\u00e9but Ao\u00fbt, les inscriptions pour le prochain Prix de la Nouvelle Erotique* sont lanc\u00e9es, alors histoire de f\u00eater \u00e7a dignement, je me suis replong\u00e9 dans l&rsquo;\u00e9dition 2018 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Prix de la Nouvelle Erotique, un laur\u00e9at et 10 nouvelles !<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors, \u00e0 chaque fois, le grand gagnant du prix voit sa nouvelle sortir en avant premi\u00e8re (d&rsquo;ailleurs, vous pouvez <a href=\"https:\/\/charlie-liveshow.com\/charlie-tantra\/prix-de-la-nouvelle-erotique-2018\/\">r\u00e9\u00e9couter la nouvelle laur\u00e9ate de 2018<\/a>). Mais pour chaque \u00e9dition du PNE, les avocats du diable \u00e9ditent, en version num\u00e9rique et en version papier, un recueil des 10 meilleures nouvelles s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9es ! Et cerise sur le g\u00e2teau, la version num\u00e9rique est disponible gratuitement ! Car les Avocats du Diable ont pour mission premi\u00e8re la promotion de la litt\u00e9rature, notamment \u00e9rotique et autour de la tauromachie, et c&rsquo;est plut\u00f4t r\u00e9ussi comme pari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Comme pour les<a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2m9b2bo\" class=\"broken_link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> Osez 20 histoires<\/a>, on se retrouve avec une m\u00eame th\u00e9matique vue par des auteurs diff\u00e9rents, j&rsquo;adore le principe ! En plus, je d\u00e9couvre \u00e0 chaque fois de nouveaux auteurs, un plaisir dont je ne me prive pas !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignfull has-3-columns home2 is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-1 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Podcast de Ou comment j&rsquo;ai perdu mon plan cul<\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/podcloud.fr\/ext\/lec-lectures-erotiques-charlie\/ou-comment-jai-perdu-mon-plan-cul-nouvelle-erotique-a-deux-voies\/player?bare=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"457\" src=\"https:\/\/charlie-liveshow.com\/charlie-tantra\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/pne2018.jpg\" alt=\"Prix Nouvelle Erotique 2018\" class=\"wp-image-56761\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/charlie-liveshow.com\/charlie-tantra\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/pne2018.jpg 300w, https:\/\/charlie-liveshow.com\/charlie-tantra\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/pne2018-197x300.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div id=\"home2\"><figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/download\/lec200924oucommentjaiperdumonplanculpne2018\/LEC200924_OuCommentJAiPerduMonPlanCul_PNE2018.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption>les podcasts \u00e9rotiques de Charlie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"su-button-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2maVrrF\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-flat su-button-wide\" style=\"color:#fff;background-color:#ed1e79;border-color:#be1861;border-radius:0px\" target=\"__blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"><span style=\"color:#fff;padding:7px 22px;font-size:17px;line-height:26px;border-color:#f362a2;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:0px 0px 0px #ed1e79\"><i class=\"sui sui-heart\" style=\"font-size:17px;color:#fff\"><\/i> S&rsquo;offrir le livre papier<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-button-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fr.calameo.com\/accounts\/5065386\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-flat su-button-wide\" style=\"color:#fff;background-color:#ed1e79;border-color:#be1861;border-radius:0px\" target=\"__blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color:#fff;padding:9px 30px;font-size:22px;line-height:33px;border-color:#f362a2;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:0px 0px 0px #ed1e79\"><i class=\"sui sui-heart\" style=\"font-size:22px;color:#fff\"><\/i> Les versions numeriques gratuites<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-button-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/podcloud.fr\/podcast\/lec-lectures-erotiques-charlie\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-flat su-button-wide\" style=\"color:#fff;background-color:#81D742;border-color:#68ac35;border-radius:0px\" target=\"__blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"><span style=\"color:#fff;padding:7px 22px;font-size:17px;line-height:26px;border-color:#a7e37b;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:0px 0px 0px #ed1e79\"><i class=\"sui sui-bell-o\" style=\"font-size:17px;color:#fff\"><\/i> Abonnez vous aux podcasts sur podcloud<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-button-center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/catherine-verlaguet.com\/\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-flat su-button-wide\" style=\"color:#fff;background-color:#81D742;border-color:#68ac35;border-radius:0px\" target=\"__blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"><span style=\"color:#fff;padding:7px 22px;font-size:17px;line-height:26px;border-color:#a7e37b;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:0px 0px 0px #ed1e79\"><i class=\"sui sui-bell-o\" style=\"font-size:17px;color:#fff\"><\/i> Voir le site de l&rsquo;auteur<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-button-center\"><a href=\"#footer-widgets\" class=\"su-button su-button-style-flat su-button-wide\" style=\"color:#fff;background-color:#81D742;border-color:#68ac35;border-radius:0px\" target=\"_self\"><span style=\"color:#fff;padding:7px 22px;font-size:17px;line-height:26px;border-color:#a7e37b;border-radius:0px;text-shadow:0px 0px 0px #ed1e79\"><i class=\"sui sui-bell-o\" style=\"font-size:17px;color:#fff\"><\/i> Soutenez, abonnez vous &amp; co<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ou comment j&rsquo;ai perdu mon plan cul, de Catherine Verlaguet<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Dans le recueil 2018, j&rsquo;ai flash\u00e9 sur la nouvelle de Catherine Verlaguet, Ou comment j&rsquo;ai perdu mon plan cul. Une \u00e9criture tr\u00e8s th\u00e9\u00e2trale, la com\u00e9dienne en moi a saut\u00e9 de joie, \u00e9videmment ! Mais \u00e9galement de l&rsquo;humour, une justesse d&rsquo;analyse du fonctionnement humain et j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 qu&rsquo;il y avait une belle progression \u00e9rotique. Moi, quand y a de l&rsquo;\u00e9motion, de l&rsquo;\u00e9rotisme, des personnages justes et une \u00e9criture qui m&rsquo;interpelle, je flashe donc je lis ! Et si en plus y a  de l&rsquo;humour, c&rsquo;est cherry on the coke !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Catherine Verlaguet n&rsquo;en est pas \u00e0 son coup d&rsquo;essai. D\u00e9j\u00e0 en 2016, sa nouvelle avait \u00e9t\u00e9 s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9 dans le recueil du PNE (va d&rsquo;ailleurs falloir que j&rsquo;aille la lire, moi !). Catherine Verlaguet est une autrice que je d\u00e9couvre, avec grand plaisir ! J&rsquo;ai d\u00e9couvert sur son site qu&rsquo;elle avait \u00e9t\u00e9 beaucoup publi\u00e9, notamment pour du th\u00e9\u00e2tre. Des pi\u00e8ces pour enfants, pour adultes et familiales. Oulala, \u00e7a va m&rsquo;en faire des choses \u00e0 lire ! Mais surtout, j&rsquo;ai tout de suite compris le c\u00f4t\u00e9 tr\u00e8s th\u00e9\u00e2tral de sa nouvelle, construite v\u00e9ritablement comme un dialogue. Ou plut\u00f4t comme deux monologues qui se r\u00e9pondent. Et le lecteur, \u00e0 travers les deux r\u00e9cits entrem\u00eal\u00e9s, d\u00e9couvre l&rsquo;ensemble de la situation. Et c&rsquo;est tr\u00e8s r\u00e9ussi !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">L&rsquo;avidit\u00e9, le meilleur moyen de tout perdre !<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Le th\u00e8me impos\u00e9 en 2018 c&rsquo;\u00e9tait \u00ab\u00a0un d\u00eener de cons\u00a0\u00bb. Catherine Verlaguet a imagin\u00e9 un dr\u00f4le de d\u00eener, o\u00f9 le th\u00e8me est : amenez votre plan cul, \u00e7a sera peut-\u00eatre l&rsquo;amour de quelqu&rsquo;un d&rsquo;autre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deux personnages, un homme, une femme. Ils ne sont pas fous amoureux mais ils baisent ensemble, plut\u00f4t bien, ils s&rsquo;entendent bien, en somme, des potes am\u00e9lior\u00e9s. Alors il n&rsquo;y a pas la passion, le petit truc qui fait vibrer. Mais tout se passe bien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et puis il lui propose d&rsquo;aller \u00e0 un d\u00eener un peu sp\u00e9cial, un d\u00eener o\u00f9 chacun tente de trouver l&rsquo;amour en rencontrant les plans culs des autres. Elle ne veut d&rsquo;abord pas y aller. Elle est vex\u00e9e. Puis finalement, elle craque. Apr\u00e8s tout, faut pas \u00eatre con, non ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La suite, \u00e9coutez le podcast, vous saurez tout. Mais la morale de l&rsquo;histoire c&rsquo;est un peu \u00ab\u00a0Le mieux est l&rsquo;ennemi du bien\u00a0\u00bb. Pourquoi vouloir plus quand ce qu&rsquo;on a nous convient. C&rsquo;est un peu le drame de notre monde moderne. On en veut toujours plus. On n&rsquo;est jamais satisfait, ce n&rsquo;est jamais assez; et au final, on se retrouve comme un con, les deux mains dans les poches, avec nos yeux pour pleurer. Car \u00e0 force de tout vouloir sans jamais rien vouloir l\u00e2cher, on finit par n&rsquo;avoir plus rien du tout !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ou comment j&rsquo;ai perdu mon plan cul, de Catherine Verlaguet, est la nouvelle lecture \u00e9rotique de la semaine, histoire de f\u00eater dignement la prochaine \u00e9dition du PNE ! Alors non, PNE ne veut pas dire Petit Nouveau Erotomane, ni m\u00eame Poss\u00e8de Nous Edmond, c&rsquo;est simplement l&rsquo;acronyme du Prix de la Nouvelle Erotique ! 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